Thursday, April 28, 2005

The Mechanics of Modern Dating

Well MSN was a way of upgrading to the next level. It goes like this, if you ever gone on Speed Dating this is like the Slow Motion/Snail version.

1. Email, then
2. Chat, then
3. Phone (maybe Video Conference in between) then
4. Check Police records then
5. Get Security Clearance, finally
6. Meet Face-2-Face...

[Slight awkwardness in the beginning.... (uhm, should I kiss or shake hands)...
....(oh no, she doesnt like me, forget the hug then)....
]

- "Lovely evening, I really enjoyed myself .....(Not! Can't wait to get rid of this fella)..

- "Let's keep in touch, ok? "..... (translation: Good Riddance)

Then again, we're only Human we like to complicate things, that's why i decided to become Vulcan (of Star Trek fame), who are devoid of emotions, so rejection doesn't even flinch an eye.

So in keeping with the illustration in true Captain Kirk's style, whose most famous words were "Beam me up, Scottie"...

Beam yourself from position 1. to 2., 3. ... or -----> 6.

Go on live dangerously, as they say in Brazil - "Life is 1 day, Carnival is 3"

My motto is "Carpe Diem, Vita Profitat" which freely translated in the old vernacular is: "Seize the Day but never stop enjoying life!"